Friend you wanted to see naked and finally did

Straight friend in college. I had quite a crush on him, but it never came to anything. I had seen him with some bulges, VPL and even a full-on tent in his shorts but I never actually saw him naked.
One morning after a house party I was sleeping on the couch, and he was in a bedroom with some girl he was seeing. He stumbled out of his room to get a drink of water in the kitchen, walking right by me. Fully naked and fully erect, with his morning wood bouncing and swaying ahead of him. He was so groggy I don't think he even knew I was there.
He looked better than anything I imagined. It has been quite a few years but that image is still burned in my mind.
What kind of size and shape did it have?
 
This is an abbreviated version of what happened, it took much longer than it reads here.
Back over 20 something years ago, I had this "straight" coworker that I was totally enamored with. He was young (19...but I was young then too, like early 20s). We were friends but I so wanted more. I'd drop innuendoes, he'd acknowledge or laugh, but that's as far as it got. One time when he was over my place hanging out. He mentions something sexual about some woman on the TV. IDK, I offered to blow him if that would help. He took me up on it. I couldn't believe it! We went to the bedroom, he took his pants off, and he lasted literally 6 seconds before he blew. I can't even remember today what it looked like, but I know I saw it. That was the only time we fooled around.
 
Back in college I had two really close friends, Nate and Scott. They were straight and I was still not out. We became close friends during the freshman year because of one of the lab class we were in. I had always curious about their dicks and had a crash on Scott. During our senior year, we started going to the gym after classes because Scott planned on going to Cancun after graduation and wanted a toned body. We worked out together for several months at the Y, but never showered there.

One day we were going to meet up with a few others from school to go a party after the gym. So we brought our change clothes and showered at the gym. I was nervous after shower. I was the first one finished showering and drying myself at the locker. Scott walked over with a towel wrapped around his waist but you could see a pretty nice outline. Casually, he pulled the towel off and started drying himself next to me. He was at least 6 to 7 inch completely flaccid and very thick. It was just dangling there. Nate also pop out of the shower shortly. He was not trying to hide anything. His dick was shorter. Out of nowhere, Nate made a joke about Scott's dick, "look at that sausage. Man, it is bigger than mine when mine is hard." Scott wasn't shy either. He commented back " maybe your gf will like it better than yours." And he stroke his dick a few times... For the rest of the night, I couldn't get his dick out of my mind.
 
One of my friends from high school that I got on with but fell out of contact with posted a pic on Instagram wearing only pyjama bottoms. I’d always wanted to see his ass but there was a very clear bulge at the front and it got me excited. I knew he was gay but he didn’t know I was bi as I’m not publicly out.

I messaged him joking that he wasn’t leaving much to the imagination and he was doing well down below.

We had a bit of banter and he sent me a picture he was debating about posting of his groin covered by his hand. I was getting very excited at this point.

He sent me a boxers only pic from the side, his gorgeous ass filling out his underwear and he admitted he had stuffed the front in the pic to tease the guys. I sent him a picture of my boxers asking for help as I’m rather small myself.

Things progressed as he admitted to winding guys up by sending cock pics with the eggplant emoji covering the goods. Then, he asked if I wanted to see the emoji pic.

I immediately said yes. The emoji was huge and even still some of his tip was showing. I pulled my boxers down and sent him a pic with my dick also covered by the egg plant. Then came the best decision of my life. I said I’d remove the emoji if he did.

He duly obliged and I was shocked. In front of my eyes were two pictures of his fully hard eight inch dick and his balls. I instantly pre-came and returned the favour by sending my own dick to him.

We went on to trade ass pics and a few vids, but if I’d known what he was packing earlier I would have picked up the phone a long time ago.
 
I had a buddy in college that was so hot in a redneck nerdy kinda way...
I wanted so bad to see him naked. After 2 years I finally did! We were working on my trucks fuel system, dropping the tank to replace the gauge sender. He got soaked with diesel and stripped off so it wouldn't blister his skin. I hosed him down outside then we got in the shower. I didn't expect anything to happen but something did! We ended up so horny and hard! His penis was smaller than I guessed it would be but it was beautiful! And we had the best night of guy bonding fun!
 
I think about letting myself be caught on purpose when I jerk. in the evening my roommate will come to the dormitory and I will jerk. And when I see him in the doorway, I quickly cover myself. It's a good idea?

What is the worst possible outcome?
 
I think about letting myself be caught on purpose when I jerk. in the evening my roommate will come to the dormitory and I will jerk. And when I see him in the doorway, I quickly cover myself. It's a good idea?
When I was in college, I shared a dorm room with a roommate. Many times, we both almost caught the other stroking. At night I was on the lower bunk, and I could hear him breathing harder, little squeaking of the bed springs and that big sigh at the end. I know he probably heard me also, as it was a nightly thing for me. You get to know their schedule and when you don't expect them to walk in. Of course, things change and come back unexpectedly, and they are in a panic trying to cover up. Sometimes more successfully than others. It's life and we were all horny guys in our prime and stroking was foremost on our minds 24/7/365.
 
Do it I used to love getting caught. Put headphones in and pretend u didn't hear him. If u do decide please let us know.
I think about letting myself be caught on purpose when I jerk. in the evening my roommate will come to the dormitory and I will jerk. And when I see him in the doorway, I quickly cover myself. It's a good idea?
 
I had a straight friend from school that I had a huge crush on. It didn’t help that he always had a noticeable bulge in gym class. We were close enough that he knew I was gay and was one of the few people I knew growing up that was accepting of it. He even listened to me when I talked about other guys (which made my crush on him worse). I never told him that I liked him because I valued him as a friend. We both went off to different colleges in the US but kept in contact, something that I really never kept up with other friends from school. After graduating and returning back home we didn’t hang out as much but still saw each other once in a while. During the early days of COVID he wanted to workout so I offered that he come to my home gym if he wanted to. I usually work out in my underwear but out of respect I put on some clothes when he’s over. One day I had a joint and offered to share it with him after a workout. We smoked up and talked a bit, he went on about the girl he was seeing and I listened. Then he asked about if I was dating anyone and told him that’s I’ve just been hooking up with guys nothing serious. One thing lead to another and I found myself showing him some of my nudes and some vids (don’t really know why I was doing that I don’t like sharing that stuff unless I’m intending to fuck the person who sees them). He didn’t really believe that some of those nudes were mine, he had seen my dick before and in my nudes it was a lot smaller. I jokingly told him that I’d get naked if he wanted to and he said to do it. I brushed it off but he was serious about it, I honestly didn’t want anything to happen with him because I got over my crush and valued his friendship a lot more. I kept joking and told him I’d show him mine if he showed me his. He stood up and pulled his dick out, it was the first time I saw it in person and felt kind of embarrassed. It was a cut girthy chode with a big cockhead. I got up and pulled my shorts down and he saw mine and asked if my “fitness regime” had anything to do with why it was smaller. We sat around half naked while I told him why (that’s another long story) and stared at his cock the whole time. We got fully naked as he was talking about my body and how he wanted his to look like. Asked me about if I found him attractive and told him about my crush but it didn’t escalate further. He got hard for me so I could rate him, we showered together and only spoke about this in an inside joke type of thing. I’m kind of proud that I didn’t act out of horniness because of it was any other guy I 100% would’ve let him fuck me.
 
What is his / your occupation?
We are in the medical field 95% of them were female coworkers, wouldve offered the one who has the onlyfans with content creation if she wasnt so crazy. She has a very nice body but she just has other issues and I dont want to deal with that.
 
I have a friend who used to always brag about the size of his dick. I'd even heard several women confirm that he was large. I just wanted to see if his claims were true or not. I became a member of a dick rating site and told him he should join given that he had a big dick but he was reluctant. He claimed to be between 7.5 and 8 inches so that would be an impressive dick and would get a high rating score. I started to question his claim just to prod him into proving it and after like a year he sent me a measurement pic of his hard dick.

His picture showed his dick at pretty much exactly the 7.5 inch mark. The problem was the ruler was UNDER his dick and was CLEARLY not starting at the end of the ruler. In fact, when I took the length of an inch, as shown in the picture, and measured the ACTUAL length of his dick, it was 5 inches, at best. He had better than average girth but absolutely average length, and that might be generous. It's entirely possible that these several women that confirmed his larger size were strictly referring to girth. Suddenly, there was a revelation that I was considerably larger than him. It was actually hard for me to wrap my mind around it after decades of believing his delusions or lies.

It had zero effect on our friendship but it was really shocking. It also seemed to open up the floodgates for him because he started sharing a bunch of videos of him having sex. The videos were intended to show that his size was as claimed but they only further confirmed that his length is in the 5 inch range despite his conviction that he is at lest 50% longer.