Umm...0:10 is actually rather wholesome. Kinda like the meme I saw where the demon under the guy's bed reading his note asking the demon to hold his hand turns into a woman saying "J-Just this once I'll hold your hand, B-Baka."
Remember that one anime meme with the devil girl dreaming about being praised and head patted? Maximum cuteness right there. I had it paused on that frame for a while.
8:33 Anyone know Artemis Fowl 3? Their plan on getting past security was "cut off his thumb, use it to activate scanner, and laser it back on" all while they slept.
Also, 11:32 I have an argument. As a biowomen(I'm a trans male), I haven't had birth but I am aware of the pain. My argument to the common counterclaim of "Women ask for another child" is that that does not involve the pain. The child is what we want another of. Not another round of pain. B?ut in order to get that, we must go through it again.
13:31 "when I came onto the scene it was a bloodbath there is nothing left of them the only thing that could tell us the direction of where the killer went was a pair of prince and a single yellow feather God hopes we can find him before he find them"
@@markh.6687 oh gosh. I'm embarrassed. I can explain. I seen your comment to Alabama dude and somehow my brain made it about me then I said all kinds of crazy stuff I should not have said. But nope none of the comments ever disappeared so I deleted them.
First one's *V I L E.* But maaaan, that second one made me go: 💀
You died!?
First one's hot*
Man I'm dead 💀
@@boombomb2257 wtf
I died before seeing the first one
7:30 having one last laugh at your brother's expense at his own funeral is a very brotherly thing to do.
My slogan
"No matter who it is,I'll plant bombs in the bed if they win in uno by cheating"
My slogan
"Its not called racism if you hate everyone equally"
"Who the fuck brushes their teeth fifteen times a day?"
With or without context, its fucking hilarious
2:18 Children shows that promote conversation rather than even so much as hinting at violence...
Some people view opposing arguments in a conversation as violence.
Oh. Oh no.
The second one is actually wild💀😭
I loved it it makes me feel good
@@Frostypower-uj4jl yeah but the comment was actually wild💀😭
7:13 Switching to your secondary is faster than reloading
7:35 your uncle's last request was fulfilled.
Right at the second one I’m already dead
LOL
Umm...0:10 is actually rather wholesome. Kinda like the meme I saw where the demon under the guy's bed reading his note asking the demon to hold his hand turns into a woman saying "J-Just this once I'll hold your hand, B-Baka."
Remember that one anime meme with the devil girl dreaming about being praised and head patted? Maximum cuteness right there. I had it paused on that frame for a while.
@@odinalastor9359 I never saw that one (oddly enough), but yes, cuteness.
THE COMMENT THO💀💀💀
8:33 Anyone know Artemis Fowl 3? Their plan on getting past security was "cut off his thumb, use it to activate scanner, and laser it back on" all while they slept.
My slogan
whenever I need to do something, "I would rather suffer"
Also, 11:32 I have an argument. As a biowomen(I'm a trans male), I haven't had birth but I am aware of the pain. My argument to the common counterclaim of "Women ask for another child" is that that does not involve the pain. The child is what we want another of. Not another round of pain. B?ut in order to get that, we must go through it again.
3:14
i yelled "jesus" at the same time as the guy did, this is universal, and jesus might as well say "god"
Guy sings about his coconuts.
Me: are coconuts a nut?
Deep thoughts with the deep
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.
There they are standing in a row (2,3,4...)
“They’re the coco fruit
From the coco tree”
I don’t know any of the rest of that song but it’s been stuck in my head for 3 weeks. please end me.
Coconuts are FROOT
@D-a-n-c-i-n-g_R-a-c-c-o-o-n You didn't have to remember me of this song 😭
10:42 NOT FAMILY STROKES BRO THAT BRINGS BACK MY NON INNOCENCE WHYYYY
THE SECOND ONE- KILEED ME MENTALLY.
4:36 man WTHALL!
HOW DFUCK YOU LET THAT SLIDE?!?!?
14:05 "How did he shoot me so fast?" "He has limitless and six eyes."
HE LOOKS LIKE GOJO
0:13
Bro got straight to the point 😭
10:30 Pinocchio's prime☠️☠️☠️
0:17 so real 🤫🧏 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️. W memellion frfr.
#dankness
Doggo: sprays to mark territory
Hooman: pees over doggos spray to assert dominance
Hey, that's....kinda kinky.
The Aizawa and Ms. Joke one is so real
6:13 I feel called out, man
0:24 is so relatable.
13:31 "when I came onto the scene it was a bloodbath there is nothing left of them the only thing that could tell us the direction of where the killer went was a pair of prince and a single yellow feather God hopes we can find him before he find them"
BLOODBATH AS IN GEOMETRY DASH REFERENCE
6:41 is the most wild one😭💀
1:42 Dude pulled an Uno Reverse to the fight
15:22 Sonic.Exe:"Do you want to play with me? "
And watch as everyone else go crazy.
The one with the "dancing cat" is vile
I was surprised that it wasn’t “i can fly you have cancer”
How does the biodegradable burial pod turn your body into a tree? I don’t get it. And who wants to become a tree???
My Slogan:
"I'll leave tommorows problems to tommorows me"
16:25 bro probably visited the kindergarden
0:15 I’m in love with the monster that’s under my bed 🎶
7:55 no, you didn’t because you didn’t get caught
The second one was wholesome until... 💀😭
9:49 I mean, they did made a dating game with DBDL killers, so we are getting there. Keep pushing it.
They didn't made it :p just accept editing a fan game haha
i bite my iceream, and fear everything
3:20 that's uhm...a way to handle it😃
HELP THE HANSEL AND GRETEL ONE- I JUST REALISED THE WITCH WAS JEWISH-
i can mind control and make someone do what ever i want
3:50 relatable
19:38 that's quite wholesome if u ask me🤭
The first one will give me nightmares
0:57 don’t seem like a cursed comment to me. Seems perfectly logical.
12:10 gonna save this for later usage
14:14 unplugging just keeps dead accounts logged-in
2:13 first movie I'm watching is Zootopia
9:48 if they add that im walking around with nemesis
6:14 call me a stage one psychopath then.
10:45 blue and white armchair💺💀
The second one was making me think “would I do that?” If I would I hope the demon’s a boy
12:34 Yeah, basically. XD
The funny thing is, when I went to comment. The movie that popped up to my right is, "The Horse Dancer". XD
18:37 killed me 💀
Bro 0:12 to 0:18 is crazy dude who even does that
2:17 doom.. its was little extreme
2:22 Bro got a lil too personal
Well did the witch in Hansel and greatel try to war the kids?
My superhero name is...Black Solo Cup.
15:32 I would say, "I know what you did"
i bite my icecream
XD
Same
I am stage 10 psychopath because Of my laugh I scared my dad once when I was laughing too much
0:31 bro
💀
Meh, I won't lie the second one isn't the worst I've read.
12:53 this is too much also the one after this
8:40
I ran out of juice, I'm done
That is my submission.
Why censor a known public corporate Twitter account? I get random people, but we all know the corporate accounts.
I am now cackey cross bow😂
POV you after your mom walks in and sees this: 🤕
10:48 never fear, RED OXYGEN IS HERE!
Lore of CURSED COMMENTS V124 momentum 100
10:49, Green pipe? Meh, could definitely be better
00:53
- Stool
1:20 can we talk about that?
Sir, a second flying car has hit the towers.
A flying car wouldn't do too much more damage than a regular car. Why wait for the technology?
@@Gr3nadgr3gory What is the difference between a villain and a super villain? PRESENTATION
10:47 gray box
@10:48 My Superhero name is Black Mug! I'm also getting from this most people wear black underwear?
Black Jacket is what I got
10:47 blue-hand towel…….
I got off guard with the hand thing but who was under the bed anyway?
fish eating australians unknown to science
thats pretty interesting
I eat ICE cream with biting😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
😳
I too bite ice cream
Ice cream biters unite!! 😂
Same right here
Same here
Michelle takes the #dankness! 😆
I did. Idk how, but I'm so proud of myself
@@michellebrock9936 "The Memellion moves in mysterious ways." 😁
0:24 OBVIII
I’m the perfect amount on stoned for this
Checks out
Woah. Mario???
10:47 red speaker
9:13 my Reddit username is practically or the exact same as mine on here, my user is the same on all my socials, so yeah- I’m pretty fucked😃
Hmm thanks for the feature
🎈🎊🎉
@@alabamaman1372 Step-sister: "Are you cheating on me??"
@@michellebrock9936 WOWSERS!
Hi Michelle. I saw your comment about striking the last few entries; looks like you deleted yours, but this was the only way to answer you back.
@@markh.6687 oh gosh. I'm embarrassed. I can explain. I seen your comment to Alabama dude and somehow my brain made it about me then I said all kinds of crazy stuff I should not have said. But nope none of the comments ever disappeared so I deleted them.
10:45 black (xbox) controller
#Cursedcomment
Me: *Sees Gengar.EXE in my house*
The sound: *Makes Creepy noises*
15:30 mine is: RAGNAROK IS COMING
im eating cerial and i almost spit it ou 2:02 minuets in wow💀
11:42 well umm... actually-
The second was fine, until it wasnt
play the coffin of andy and leyley
My superhero name:
BLACK JENGA
BRUH I remembered the Twit post of them asking about p0rn in Dead by Daylight...that shit was wild...
I’m more worried about the cult of the lamb one…
@@zerotodona1495 lmao
10:48 nothing book??? bruh